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Three women, each accompanied by their child, is in session with their therapist.
The therapist to woman #1: "You have an obsession with money that effects all decisions in your life, you have even gone so far, as to name your child "Penny"."
The therapist to woman #2: "You have an obsession with sweets that effects all decisions in your life, you have even gone so far, as to name your child "Candy"."
Woman #3 grabs her boy and head for the door: "I'm not listening to any more of this crab. C'mon Dick, we're leaving."
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Just a joke.
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Posted 2009-February-15, 13:50
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Do not underestimate the power of the dark side. Or the ninth trumph.
Best Regards Ole Berg
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We should always assume 2/1 unless otherwise stated, because:
- If the original poster didn't bother to state his system, that means that he thinks it's obvious what he's playing. The only people who think this are 2/1 players.
Gnasher
Do not underestimate the power of the dark side. Or the ninth trumph.
Best Regards Ole Berg
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We should always assume 2/1 unless otherwise stated, because:
- If the original poster didn't bother to state his system, that means that he thinks it's obvious what he's playing. The only people who think this are 2/1 players.
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Posted 2009-February-15, 14:24
What's funny about a fascination with Nixon?
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
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Posted 2009-February-16, 22:12
LOL
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Posted 2009-February-17, 10:58
Well, Candy is a silly name for a kid anyway. Even if she plays the saxophone well. Wheras Penny is just short for Penelope.
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Posted 2009-February-17, 11:00
Gerben42, on Feb 17 2009, 11:58 AM, said:
Well, Candy is a silly name for a kid anyway. Even if she plays the saxophone well. Wheras Penny is just short for Penelope.
Short for Candace?
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Posted 2009-February-17, 11:09
I'm kind of partial to the name Fanny.
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
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Posted 2009-February-17, 11:59
kenrexford, on Feb 17 2009, 01:09 PM, said:
I'm kind of partial to the name Fanny.
Then you're obsessed with global warming.
wyman, on 2012-May-04, 09:48, said:
Also, he rates to not have a heart void when he leads the ♥3.
rbforster, on 2012-May-20, 21:04, said:
Besides playing for fun, most people also like to play bridge to win
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