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The whole story here is the typically silly GIB definition for South's 3C. South ignored the stupidity and bid 3C anyway, and the NS result was fine, but why on Earth should 3C show "6+ clubs" and "15- HCP"?
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#162
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Posted 2025-November-28, 18:20
The GIB robots show us how "good" they are at "defending". At trick 10, BOTH East and West choose to guard the SAME suit (spades) and BOTH choose to unguard the SAME suit (hearts), allowing declarer South to take three of the last four tricks when he is legitimately entitled to only two of them.
In fairness, though, the GIB robots OFTEN commit far worse "defensive" atrocities than this.
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In fairness, though, the GIB robots OFTEN commit far worse "defensive" atrocities than this.
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#163
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Posted Yesterday, 14:08
Give a two-suiter to a GIB robot and he will very often manage to misbid it...and he can do so in many different ways, as he has proven time and time again.
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#164
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Posted Yesterday, 14:14
The GIB robot sitting West inexplicably falls in love with his hand. His romance does not end happily for him.
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#165
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Posted Yesterday, 14:55
Observe the "logic" and "defensive skills" of the GIB robot sitting East, as he "defends" against South's 3NT.
He wins the opening diamond lead. (Nice play.) He plays a second diamond (nice play) and wins the trick. And then...and then...and THEN at trick three the GIB robot decides that the best thing he can POSSIBLY do is to...SHIFT to a club.
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He wins the opening diamond lead. (Nice play.) He plays a second diamond (nice play) and wins the trick. And then...and then...and THEN at trick three the GIB robot decides that the best thing he can POSSIBLY do is to...SHIFT to a club.
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#166
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Posted Today, 01:28
Yes, leads can involve guesswork. Yes, their success or failure can be dependent on luck and on the random layout of a random hand. But why do SO many GIB robot leads appear to be bizarre and/or illogical, and why do SO many GIB robot leads work out so poorly for the (inept) GIB robots?
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#167
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Posted Today, 01:31
No, this is not a repeat of the post immediately above, but just for fun, let's start with a familiar sentence:
Yes, leads can involve guesswork. Yes, their success or failure can be dependent on luck and on the random layout of a random hand. But why do SO many GIB robot leads appear to be bizarre and/or illogical, and why do SO many GIB robot leads work out so poorly for the (inept) GIB robots?
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Yes, leads can involve guesswork. Yes, their success or failure can be dependent on luck and on the random layout of a random hand. But why do SO many GIB robot leads appear to be bizarre and/or illogical, and why do SO many GIB robot leads work out so poorly for the (inept) GIB robots?
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#168
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Posted Today, 13:03
This is a statement that I have made several times in the past, but it periodically bears repeating, since I am reminded of it every time I play with and against GIB robots:
I have never in my life encountered a human bridge player who is more consistently bad at bridge than the GIB robots are.
I have never in my life encountered a human bridge player who is more consistently bad at bridge than the GIB robots are.
#169
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Posted Today, 15:42
Something tells me the GIB robot sitting East could have pitched better...but then he probably wouldn't have been a GIB robot!
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#170
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Posted Today, 16:25
The GIB robot sitting West saw his partner East open one SPADE in first seat.
After South overcalled 2C, the GIB robot sitting West was proud and happy to support his partner by bidding two SPADES.
After North bid 3C, the GIB robot sitting West saw his partner East FREELY bid three SPADES.
So, when the final contract ended up being 5C by South, and the GIB robot sitting West was on lead, he made the PERFECTLY NORMAL and WINNING lead of a SPADE to beat the contract, right?
No. Wrong. BECAUSE he's a (hopeless, clueless, incompetent) GIB robot, he stupidly and for no reason led a heart, allowing South to take eleven tricks and score up his game in 5C - a game that probably anyone except a GIB robot would have easily beaten!
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After South overcalled 2C, the GIB robot sitting West was proud and happy to support his partner by bidding two SPADES.
After North bid 3C, the GIB robot sitting West saw his partner East FREELY bid three SPADES.
So, when the final contract ended up being 5C by South, and the GIB robot sitting West was on lead, he made the PERFECTLY NORMAL and WINNING lead of a SPADE to beat the contract, right?
No. Wrong. BECAUSE he's a (hopeless, clueless, incompetent) GIB robot, he stupidly and for no reason led a heart, allowing South to take eleven tricks and score up his game in 5C - a game that probably anyone except a GIB robot would have easily beaten!
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#171
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Posted Today, 16:36
The GIB robot sitting West sees his LHO deal and open 2S. East passes and South leaps to 3NT. All pass.
The GIB robot sitting West is on lead. What does he lead?
Obviously this is a VERY easy question. He's a GIB robot (!) so of COURSE he leads what he LOVES to lead on auctions such as this. He leads a...spade (!)...because against no trump contracts he LOVES to lead the suit in which his OPPONENT has opened a weak two. I see him do it frequently.
Utterly hopeless, as usual. But let's be fair to the poor sap: Maybe ONE day it will FINALLY work out for him.
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The GIB robot sitting West is on lead. What does he lead?
Obviously this is a VERY easy question. He's a GIB robot (!) so of COURSE he leads what he LOVES to lead on auctions such as this. He leads a...spade (!)...because against no trump contracts he LOVES to lead the suit in which his OPPONENT has opened a weak two. I see him do it frequently.
Utterly hopeless, as usual. But let's be fair to the poor sap: Maybe ONE day it will FINALLY work out for him.
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#172
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Posted Today, 18:53
North is a GIB robot. GIB robot North decided to stay totally silent in the auction. GIB robot North decided not to bid 5D over the EW 4S. I wonder why GIB robot North opted to remain silent? Let's see:
I guess GIB robot North thought his AQJ987 of diamonds was not good enough support for the suit that I had overcalled vulnerable at the two level.
I guess GIB robot North thought his stiff club would be of no use to me in a diamond contract.
I guess GIB robot North was afraid that we'd have too many spade losers after the enemy auction had shown that they had at least 9 between them.
GIB robot North knew that I had at most 3 points in diamonds yet had overcalled...RED AGAINST WHITE...at the TWO LEVEL...but I guess GIB robot North thought I had no other high cards...OR...
I guess GIB robot North thought that ALL my values were in spades, the suit where I was MARKED for shortness. Or maybe...
I guess GIB robot North thought we would be KILLING 4S with all the DIAMOND TRICKS we would be taking on defence.
Or...I suppose it MIGHT be possible that GIB robot North is a TYPICAL GIB robot with absolutely no idea how to play bridge.
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I guess GIB robot North thought his AQJ987 of diamonds was not good enough support for the suit that I had overcalled vulnerable at the two level.
I guess GIB robot North thought his stiff club would be of no use to me in a diamond contract.
I guess GIB robot North was afraid that we'd have too many spade losers after the enemy auction had shown that they had at least 9 between them.
GIB robot North knew that I had at most 3 points in diamonds yet had overcalled...RED AGAINST WHITE...at the TWO LEVEL...but I guess GIB robot North thought I had no other high cards...OR...
I guess GIB robot North thought that ALL my values were in spades, the suit where I was MARKED for shortness. Or maybe...
I guess GIB robot North thought we would be KILLING 4S with all the DIAMOND TRICKS we would be taking on defence.
Or...I suppose it MIGHT be possible that GIB robot North is a TYPICAL GIB robot with absolutely no idea how to play bridge.
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#173
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Posted Today, 19:04
Typical HIGHLY questionable lead by the GIB robot sitting West. Let's just be charitable and say that the subsequent EW "defending" was less than perfect, but to their eternal credit, they DID win TWO of their FIVE TOP heart tricks. It almost seems unfair that NS scored 100% on the board and the
GIB robots who were "defending" scored...ZERO.
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GIB robots who were "defending" scored...ZERO.
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Posted Today, 19:11
Trick three: The GIB robot sitting East obviously wants to GUARANTEE that I score all 13 tricks, so he politely plays his JACK of spades to make CERTAIN that I MUST take them all. Now THAT is a very considerate opponent! A typically HOPELESS and PATHETIC GIB "defender", but a very thoughtful, generous, and considerate OPPONENT who wants only the best for the people he plays against.
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Posted Today, 19:44
Given the choice between his partner's two suits, the GIB robot opts for the one where he has three card support rather than the one where he has four card support. Not particularly relevant to the result here, but I've noticed that they often give preference to their shorter suit, which admittedly fits into the...ahem..."unique" way GIB robots have of looking at MANY things.
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