[gwnn]

A constant function and e^x are walking on Broadway. Then suddenly the constant function sees a differential operator approaching and runs away. So e^x follows him and asks why the hurry. "Well, you see, there's this differential operator coming this way, and when we meet, he'll differentiate me and nothing will be left of me...!" "Ah," says e^x, "he won't bother ME, I'm e to the x!" and he walks on. Of course he meets the differential operator after a short distance.
e^x: "Hi, I'm e^x"
diff.op.: "Hi, I'm d/dy"

[macaw]

This is obviously the fault of a higher education

[Al_U_Card]

I think I'll take my Carnot cycle to the h bar for a Heisenberg....

[Fluffy]

lol

[Gerben42]

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I think I'll take my Carnot cycle to the h bar for a Heisenberg.... 

How I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the drury lessons involving quantum mechanics...

Now for my addition:

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a mountain climber?

Spoiler

A:Not possible because the mountain climber is a scalar...

[barmar]

You can't, a mountain climber is a scaler (scalar).

BTW, found dozens of math/physics jokes like (and including) these on this page

[sceptic]

I struggle to count to 13, how do you expect me to get this joke, I am claiming brain discrimination and I want compensation

[Al_U_Card]

So, the quantum card shark never loses a finesse because he uses quantum uncertainty to require the missing card to be in the spot that it might be in....when he observes it to be there during the finesse!

[bid_em_up]

Hmm, this must be like the joke about the two strings that go into a bar.

Bartender asks the first one, "Are you a string?" and the string says yes.

Bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve strings here" and then asks the second one,
"Are you a string?"

And the string says "Nope, frayed knot."


(What the hell was he saying? I'm d/dy?)

[gwnn]

the functions are having a party. everyone has a good time, drinking and dancing and laughing, except one lonely one, who is just sitting in the corner.

cos(x) asks atan(x)
'hey what is he doing? why doesn't he dance with us?'
'oh he's just exp(x**2), he can't integrate'

[kenberg]

I recently was a moderator at SURF, where college students report on their summer research for NIST. A perfect place to encounter such humor.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

A: To get to the other... oh never mind.

At which point another student remarked that she had a Klein Bottle Opener if one was needed.

The Kids are all right. Our future is in good hands.

[matmat]

gwnn, on Aug 22 2010, 12:51 PM, said:

the functions are having a party. everyone has a good time, drinking and dancing and laughing, except one lonely one, who is just sitting in the corner.

cos(x) asks atan(x)
'hey what is he doing? why doesn't he dance with us?'
'oh he's just exp(x**2), he can't integrate'

*GROAN*

[kenberg]

matmat, on Aug 22 2010, 01:44 PM, said:

gwnn, on Aug 22 2010, 12:51 PM, said:

the functions are having a party. everyone has a good time, drinking and dancing and laughing, except one lonely one, who is just sitting in the corner.

cos(x) asks atan(x)
'hey what is he doing? why doesn't he dance with us?'
'oh he's just exp(x**2), he can't integrate'

*GROAN*

And then the Weierstrass function started dancing a waltz when a foxtrot was being played because he couldn't differentiate.

[kenberg]

Actually exp(x^2), because of his continuously changing nature, was capable of integration. But the results defied easy description.

[cherdanno]

Stop!!!

[OleBerg]

Hammertime!

[helene_t]

Headline from The Onion: Standard deviation not enough for perverted statisticians.