Posted 2008-April-05, 14:25
I have no idea what I have been doing. I have no idea what my bids mean after this start. 4♦ might be a cuebid in support of hearts, for all I know. If I had to guess, I'd guess that meaning.
So, I'm in a bind.
GP time. Partner has something interesting. I have no idea what he has that is interesting, but he likes it. 3♠ is not a preempt.
So, I make one call that might be understood no matter what he has -- 6♦.
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
-P.J. Painter.