Posted 2014-April-25, 14:17
MP, best hand South
Nothing dramatic about this hand. My only point in posting it is because prior to my settling on the 4S bid I moused over 2H and 3H to see what they would have meant.
2H = 3+H; 5+S; Q+ in H; 14 total points
3H = 5+S; 8-17 HCP; biddable H; 9-19 total points
WTF??? 2H shows an ultra-precise 14 total points, but 3H shows 9-19?? Presumably that should really read "9-13 or 15-19 total points, or exceptionally 14 if H headed by at most the Jack".
Psych (pron. saik): A gross and deliberate misstatement of honour strength and/or suit length. Expressly permitted under Law 73E but forbidden contrary to that law by Acol club tourneys.
Psyche (pron. sahy-kee): The human soul, spirit or mind (derived, personification thereof, beloved of Eros, Greek myth).
Masterminding (pron. m
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ing) tr. v. - Any bid made by bridge player with which partner disagrees.
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