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Posted 2016-May-01, 02:01

I see that the National Union of Students (NUS) in the UK has, I expect through apathy among the rank and file, managed to elect as its president a pro Islamic State activist, leading to several universities considering forming a breakaway union. I have applied my immense intellect to the task of coming up with a name for the new body, and my suggestion is the Alternative National Union of Students.
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Posted 2016-May-01, 16:22

 1eyedjack, on 2016-May-01, 02:01, said:

I see that the National Union of Students (NUS) in the UK has, I expect through apathy among the rank and file, managed to elect as its president a pro Islamic State activist, leading to several universities considering forming a breakaway union. I have applied my immense intellect to the task of coming up with a name for the new body, and my suggestion is the Alternative National Union of Students.

National Union of Traditional Students?
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Posted 2016-May-01, 22:41

Graduating National Union of Students?
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Posted 2016-May-02, 06:06

Interuniversity Society for Intelligible Students?

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Posted 2016-May-04, 17:54

Well it will be better than the T-shirts produced (and rapidly reproduced as University of Cambridge ...) for Cambridge University Netball Team.
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Posted 2016-May-04, 19:40

 Cyberyeti, on 2016-May-04, 17:54, said:

Well it will be better than the T-shirts produced (and rapidly reproduced as University of Cambridge ...) for Cambridge University Netball Team.

The first version is awesome.
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