[slothy]

waiting for Apache to download at work so thought i would waste half an hour or so....

[slothy]

There was a French man called Ritong,
Who stood out from the BBO throng,
In one game, under duress,
He took a finesse,
And Farfie exclaimed 'Well, that WAS wrong!'

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There was a French lass called Farfie,
Who stood out more than her dear Henri,
When she took a finesse,
And claimed all the rest,
She shouted "Thats how you do it, mon cheri!"

[slothy]

Not one of you 'popular' posters and BBO personalities are safe

[Walddk]

slothy, on Jun 8 2005, 06:22 AM, said:

waiting for Apache to download ....

You don't have to wait for that. I have it on a CD.

The Shadows: Apache, 1960.

Hank B. Marvin (born Brian Rankin on 28th October 1941 in Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) was and still is a great guitar player.

http://www.fendereur.../HANKMARVIN.asp

He can also play Bridge (Over Troubled Waters).

Roland

[pbleighton]

Somewhat off topic...

There once was a young man named Slothel
Who worked in a smelly French brothel
When he finished his work
He started to jerk
And his mouth went dripping and frothel

Peter

[slothy]

talking of the 'generationally-illiterate'

nice to know you keep abreast with modern music Rolly )

Alessio

PS or even that you keep abreast; nice to have one in a cupboard somewhere for those lonelier moments

[slothy]

There was a programmer named Uday,
Who was asked what he did all day,
He said 'I spit out all this code
For you guys to download,
So i can spy on you all whilst you play'

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There was a Canadian* called Fred,
Who was asked what he did in bed,
He said 'It doesnt involve sheep,
As i count cards in my sleep,
And i cant get 52 out of my head!!!'

PS assuming his Green Card hasnt come through

[slothy]

At least mine was bridge-related

[slothy]

There was a Belgian called Marc, (spwdo )
Whose spelling was way off the mark;
Although he couldnt give a shot,
When his spelling was hot,
His bite was worse than his bark!

[adf]

There was a bridge player named Hamman
Who grabbed a guitar and went jammin'
  With Marvin and Wald,
  But he never got called,
So he picked up some dice for backgammon.

Meckwell might be harder to rhyme.

[slothy]

There was a Turk called Kulay,
First name is Aisha, by the way,
She plays with the best
And she knows she is blessed.
She plays with me. What more can i say?

[slothy]

k half an hour up

[Walddk]

slothy, on Jun 8 2005, 07:31 AM, said:

She plays with me. What more can i say?

Poor soul. Hope she survives the ordeal

Roland

[mr1303]

Here's one

There was a young man named Micky (
Who had a reputation for being a thickie
He always went off
Which lost him a lot
But he said "I care not one dickie"

[pbleighton]

"There was a Canadian* called Fred,
Who was asked what he did in bed,
He said 'It doesnt involve sheep,
As i count cards in my sleep,
And i cant get 52 out of my head!!!'"

Very uncharitable and inaccurate. Fred lives in Nevada, not Utah.

Peter

[Blofeld]

I once had a fistful of kings,
but my partner was fishing for swings,
his psychic "one club"
(he had been down the pub)
led to 6N off five for my sins.

[slothy]

I once had a fistful of jacks,
3 in each of the reds and the blacks,
When i tabled my hand,
My opps didnt understand,
When i said that 6 points was my max.

[slothy]

There was once a Dane called Roland,
Whose vugraph remarks were off-hand,
As we are now sponsored by Pepsi,
Although their donations are flexi,
All Coke bettings from now on are banned!

[aisha759]

What can one say about Patapon?
A lot in my opinyon
She is our beloved french champyon
Endearingly known as "La bavarde" of BBO
Check out it's meaning if you really wanna know
And make sure you use french prononcation

Aisha

[aisha759]

When i play with Master Slothy
I always prefer to be dummy
He "hufss and puffs" in anger
When I play as declarer
And gets pains in his tummy

I ruff his winning Ace
I put him under finesse
I make sure he is endplayed
I think enough has been said
I put the poor guy under duress

The Turk